im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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