Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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