...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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