It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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