? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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