yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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