she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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