but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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