Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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