All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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