Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I love black thongs
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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