she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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