I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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