so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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