well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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