yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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