Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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