Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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