He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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