I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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