my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
there is puke in my bra ... again
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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