I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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