so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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