Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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