I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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