C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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