he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
why is half of my head shaved?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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