During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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