i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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