I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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