You really coming over, don't trick.
North Korea, Best Korea!
it was like his penis was on wheels.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
