real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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