I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
The feeling are messing with the penis
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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