And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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