I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
