is your mom at the bar?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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