I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
