I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No more Irish car bombs ever.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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