i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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