I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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