just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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