See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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