Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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