I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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