So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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