can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Someone signed my nipple.
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