Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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