Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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