What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
