where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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