How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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