he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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