yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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