Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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