Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
