Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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