how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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