Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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