fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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