Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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